no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed
(via comedyismymajor)
just an 11:11 girl living in an 11:12 world
(via fake-mermaid)
*stabs u* why??? *whispers* idk im just so random
(via laugh-until-you-drop)
*police lays arm on your head* youre under a wrist
(via laugh-until-you-drop)
remember when the world ended last year
(via brantongriffin)